The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Target
Store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her Husband Shopping with her again! ! !
 
January 12, 2006
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton
Multiple Complaints
 
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
 
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing
Quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning